Archive for the ‘travel’ Category

#1 Rule of the Colombian Jungle

February 15, 2019

….eat early and often

As the gringo tries to forget his pride and dignity in Colombia, he’ll have to navigate an increasingly complex world of movie auditions, public transportation, youth hostels, international romance, bootlegged DVDs, congressional aides, the informal economy, and a non-hijacking situation

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600-Day Fully Unguided Tour of Colombia for 99 Cents

February 7, 2019

……The Best Way To Get To Somewhere You’ve Never Been

Give the gift of Colombia — 48,000,000 Colombians Can’t Be Wrong, the book about a throwback gringo who doubles down on a Snapchat travel romance in Colombia

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Colombian Coffee

January 27, 2019

🇨🇴 …Like Starbucks? So do we!

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Shining light on a genius

January 19, 2019

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Choice titles for this book ranged all over the board. At the more desperate hours, I brainstormed titles that people might most easily recognize (The Lion, The Witch and Pablo). Then, while suffering from lack of financial security, I would choose more sinister titles like, The Sometimes Legal Things We Do For Money in South America, Colombia’s Creepy Book of The Month, The Art of Identity-Crafting In An Attempt To Impress Colombian Women and finally, A Lawsuit Waiting To Happen In Colombia. When in more jovial times, I would brainstorm more giddy, off-the-wall titles – How To Be Famous in Colombia Without Going to Prison, What Doesn’t Work in Other Countries Is Colombia’s Bread and Butter, Mobilizing Staggering Talent in the Andean Highlands of Colombia, Don’t Tell My Mom I’m An English Teacher In Colombia (She Thinks I Work In An Albanian Toothpaste Factory), Chocolate Binges And Mood Swings South of Tijuana, The Motorcycle Diaries of an Internet Romeo, and finally, Just Because I’m In Colombia…Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Dress Like a Puerto Rican. At my most flustered and anxious times I would literally pick out titles based on random sentences I read out of other books. These titles included, I’m Not an Idiot (I’m an Actor, Writer and Teacher in Colombia), Trying To Impress Colombians Who Are Richer And Smarter Than me, I Studied Psychology and This Isn’t a Hijacking Situation, Watching a White Boy Stumble Through Life Makes Most Colombians Grin, and The Difference Between Tourists and Travelers.
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Non-Hijacking Situations in Colombia

January 17, 2019

🇨🇴 Colombia is an attitude….

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If love is a currency…

January 13, 2019

🇨🇴 Rising From The…..

Emotional Ashes To Become Capitan Clutch in Colombia

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Emotions in Colombia

January 12, 2019
….Rising From The Emotional Ashes To Become Capitan Clutch in Colombia
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Border Disorder

January 11, 2019
A grizzly crime, in…

…a border town on the brink of a full-scale riot…just joking, it’s a story about a gringo who moves to Colombia in pursuit of international romance

48,000,000 Colombians Can’t Be Wrong: Finding Love In The Land of Shakira, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Fernando Botero and Sofia Vergara by Brian Ward

Netflix Passwords in Colombia

January 10, 2019

Avoiding Scratches on My Escalade and Unhackable Neflix Passwords : Colombia Edition

#winning in Colombia

January 9, 2019
Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary.

People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view